Read in Washington on the record, Tina Brown edition

“Oh my God! Look what he just did!” The “he” in question was Donald Trump! [Acclaimed American investigative journalist Marie Benner] saw his familiar Elvis coif making off across the Crystal Room. The sneaky, petulant infant was clearly still skewing about her takedown in VF over a hear ago and had taken a glass of wine from the tray and emptied it down her back! What a coward! He couldn’t even confront her to her face! Marie was as outraged as she was incredulous but chose to ignore it. … He spent most of the evening canoodling with his pouty blow-up dol, Marla Maples.

Tina Brown in The Vanity Fair Diaries